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Monday, February 1st, 2010
Me Fifteen Years Later #713
I have been writing in a journal on an almost-daily basis since I was 17 years old. This is a record of me going through each entry from the beginning, and commenting on the me from fifteen years ago.
To actively take part in politics with the express goal of making a difference is to admit […]
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Monday, October 23rd, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Twenty-One
Why is it all the cool currency makes people angry? Two dollar bills and one dollar coins are the best things ever! I go to banks and ask for them, and the tellers are thrilled to be rid of them. Then when you spend them the cashier will look at the odd currency, then their […]
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Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Twenty
This cute little guy came up to me and asked if he could do the show. Then he gave me a bag of quarters and some stock tips, so naturally I said yes! It’s all yours, Money Machine.
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CONTENTS:
Johhny Sayles “Snake In The Grass” (1972)
Chad Mitchell “Better Than Anything” (1967)
Robin Trower “The Fool and […]
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Friday, September 29th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Nineteen
Tips for those taking a picture of their weiners for Casual Encounters on Craigslist:
1) Creating perspective with an object is fine, but be careful of what you use. Holding a remote control next to your boner is not sexy. Nor is a toilet paper roll or an action figure. Think chic and classy, like an […]
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Monday, September 4th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Eighteen
If you live in a small town, there is a 68% chance on any given day that you will be able to eat hot dogs for free at various sales, openings, weddings, funerals and graduations during the months of May, June, July and August. You will also be very likely to receive a glass of […]
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Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Seventeen
About seventeen years ago, I received an anonymous card that was one long threatening poem that ended with a warning, “Soon you will get the shaft.” I waited and waited, and the shaft never came (that I know of). To this day, I have no idea who sent me that card.
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Sunday, July 16th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Sixteen
I do not like the suburbs because I hate to see people wasting their time on stupid things. The world as humans know it will end in 2012, so free moments should be spent on entertaining pursuits. Suburbanites spend too much time decorating and caring for their lawn. When I see a perfectly manicured and […]
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Sunday, July 9th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Fifteen
Christmas is a time for giving, and also for taking. This is a good arrangement. If Christmas was only a time for taking then everyone would be mad because they would lose a lot of their stuff. Then again, maybe if you were really good at taking then you would consider Christmas an annual stuff […]
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Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Fourteen
I do not believe in ghosts. They tell you they will meet you at a place at a certain time, then they do not show up. In addition, they tell you that you do not need to worry because they will take care of it. But they do not take care of it, and when […]
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Sunday, June 25th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Thirteen
Gambling is totally easy! All you have to do is keep putting money in and playing until you win. I do not understand why everyone says it is bad. If you talk to anyone about gambling, they will tell you how they won. No one talks about losing. I am going to gamble more.
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