I have been writing in a journal on an almost-daily basis since I was 17 years old. This is a record of me going through each entry from the beginning, and commenting on the me from fifteen years ago.

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I just don’t get it. Why does my belly button and the naval of so many others, collect so much lint? How does it get there? The only other two lint collecting devices I know of are pockets and dryers with lint collectors. Maybe bellybuttons are the gods’ pockets, where souls are kept.

That’s why they have lint. But clothes dryers. Now that’s a mystery.

Whoa, that was some reeeal spiritual shit, bro.