If you live in a small town, there is a 68% chance on any given day that you will be able to eat hot dogs for free at various sales, openings, weddings, funerals and graduations during the months of May, June, July and August. You will also be very likely to receive a glass of fruit drink and a bar for dessert.

INITIATE EPISODE EIGHTEEN

CONTENTS:

Vangelis O - Earth Vangelis O. “Come On” (1974)

Oh my God! What a fucking awesome name! What’s this guy do in his spare time? Battle giant robots and the X-Men?
  Jamal-Ski “A Piece of Reality” (1992)

There’s a lot of bad blood toward George Jr, but if not for him would protest raps that are 15 years old still sound relevant today? And what about political cartoonists and pundits? When they look back upon this time, they’ll miss it. It’s as easy as easy street gets right now for those guys. Thank you, George two!
The Creeps - Now Dig This! The Creeps “Now Dig This!” (1988)

These kids aren’t creepy at all! They’re actually cute with their little guns and pouty lips. Aww, and they’re around an organ. It’s their favorite instrument. Nope, not creepy. I want my money back.
The Coolies - Doug The Coolies “Shirts and Skins” (1988)

This song is actually from an album that’s a rock opera which tells the story of a skinhead who becomes a famous chef…I think. It was a little hard to follow, plus once I heard this song I couldn’t remember any of the other tunes.
Wreck - House of Boris Wreck “Big, Slow & Tiny” (1991)

I thought this record sounded like an early version of Shellac, then I look on the credits and who do you think the producer/engineer is? That’s right – Steve Albini! Now it all makes sense. If you like this and you like Shellac, take my advice. Do not see Brick Layer Cake. I ignored the warning, and feel that I’m still paying the price.
Hugo Winterhalter - Best Of Hugo Winterhalter “The Little Shoemaker” (1965)

How sweet would it be to have someone actually make shoes just for you? If someone was making me shoes, I would want some kind of spark-shooting thing that shot out the back while I was running. Then it would look like I was going super crazy fast.
Jonny Polonski - Gone Away Jonny Polonski “In the Center of My Heart There Is A Force That Is Commonly Known As Love” (1995)

In the center of my proton charger there is a force that is commonly known as a nucleus.
Screamin' Sirens - Fiesta! Screamin’ Sirens “Mr. T Luv Boogie” (1984)

I had a friend who used to always refer to Babes In Toyland as Screaming Bitches. I wish I had known about this album when I knew her. I could have put a piece of masking tape over Sirens and written in Bitches. And then we would have laughed.