Sun 9 Jul 2006
Christmas is a time for giving, and also for taking. This is a good arrangement. If Christmas was only a time for taking then everyone would be mad because they would lose a lot of their stuff. Then again, maybe if you were really good at taking then you would consider Christmas an annual stuff upgrade. But I bet everyone would find out you were good at taking so they would keep a close eye on you. In that case, you would have to become equally good at taking and sneaking. Baking is a good skill to have too.
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Mike Reno “Chasing the Angels” (1988)
This hot track is off the Iron Eagle II soundtrack, which is about eighteen times better than the Iron Eagle I soundtrack. What’s that? You disagree? Well, there’s a little chant that is used in North America for occasions like this…Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! |
| Force M.S.’s “I’m Getting’ Nothin’ For Christmas” (1987)
I find the legitimacy of this track highly dubious due to the fact that at the beginning of the song, one member of the group claims to be excited about having received a sweater for Christmas. Liar! No one under the age of 60 ever gets a thrill over a sweater being a gift. This is a fact. |
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Slush “Milla” (1996)
The best slush flavor is suicide (where they mix a little of every flavor together), but it’s hard to get a good one today because mostly the only slush options places have is cherry and blue raspberry. A suicide needs a combination of at least six flavors to be considered a success. I’ve heard that some people refer to this flavor mixing method as a graveyard, swamp water or garbage. Those are alright, but they lack the dangerous edge of drinking a suicide. |
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Greg Alper Band “Hole in Your Pocket” (1978)
Holes in pockets are destroying the economy and affecting the common man every day. We must declare a ban on holes in pockets, and if necessary, go to war with pockets themselves! |
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Roxx Gang “Race With the Devil” (1989)
Oh yeah, now I remember why glam rock did so well. It was totally fun! |
