This song’s kinda long. Ever notice how songs are getting shorter. Three minutes is almost too much now. Songs will continually get shorter as time moves forward (excluding the years 2042-2044, when the concept album inexplicably came back into vogue), and by the year 2067, you have to abbreviate to cut down on syllables. The top hits of 2098 are “gr” and “bu.”

I’ve always wondered what dating a porn star would be like. They do the crazy fucking all the time, so they’d probably only be into missionary. Even if you were doing some pretty kinky stuff, it would probably be because they were taking their work home with them so about as exciting as spreadsheets. Did I just make a double entendre?

Awwww…a baby…how cute! I wonder if it wears sunglasses and gets even cuter. Awww….

It’s no coincidence that this album sounds like going to an awesome church. The leader of the band is a Reverend! Learning the bible is nice and all, but being able to jam should be just as important in pastor school.

I’m just like you. I used to think that “Devil Went Down to Georgia” featured the most relevant fiddle playing in music history, followed closely by Faith No More’s “Woodpecker From Mars.” Then along comes this song to blow them both away. If I was stranded on a desert island and could have only one song to listen to, I wouldn’t pick this one. It’s so good, I’d sit and listen all the time rather than worry about things like survival and getting the hell off the island.