Archive for June, 2006
Sunday, June 25th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Thirteen
Gambling is totally easy! All you have to do is keep putting money in and playing until you win. I do not understand why everyone says it is bad. If you talk to anyone about gambling, they will tell you how they won. No one talks about losing. I am going to gamble more.
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Sunday, June 18th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Twelve
Have you tried cheese? You should. It is very good. There are two kinds of cheese - hard and soft. Both come in two colors - dark yellow and not dark yellow. Personally, I like soft not dark yellow cheese the best! Once you have tried cheese, you should next put it on a cracker, […]
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Sunday, June 11th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Eleven
New information being assimilated. Subject: Cats.
Cats enjoy balls and string, especially when combined, but not for long periods. Cats also enjoy foods that are not fruits and vegetables. Cats are not vegetarians. Cats are meatarians. Cats sleep a lot. Cats poop a lot, but not as often as they sleep. If it were not for […]
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Sunday, June 4th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Ten
I have nothing against strippers lifting weights. My problem lies in all the weight room dudes tripping over their 45 pound plates to help them and thereby talk to them. They don’t ask you for body building or drooling tips when they are spinning on their poles. When I see an accountant at a Taco […]
