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INITIATE EPISODE TWO

CONTENTS:

Bloodrock - Bloodrock 3
 Bloodrock “Kool-Aid-Kids” (1971)
  

In case you didn’t know, when you go through a billion records, about every 20 discs you see cover art that makes you think, ‘Oh my god, this record is going to totally rule!’ And then it doesn’t rule at all. It doesn’t even dictate or make a firm request. But not Blookrock. Oh no, not them.
Whooliganz - Put Your Handz Up The Whooliganz “Put Your Handz Up” (1993)
 

Take a bunch of 14-year-old boyz and givez them a record deal and seez what happenz. Hot jamz is what!
Little Axe - The Wolf That House Built Little Axe “Ride On” (1994)
 

This song is amazing, the album is amazing, and everything these guys have ever done is just as amazing, which is an amazing accomplishment. Little Axe is top of the pops in my book.
Mary Kay Place - Aimin' To Please Mary Kay Place “Something to Brag About” (1977)
 

Mary Kay played a country singer on a soap opera parody TV series, and this character had a song that became a mainstream hit, so Mary Kay followed the hit up with a couple albums that country critics panned as novelty songs. Listening to it now, it all sounds very modern and very good – and she managed to get a pretty wide array of stars to duet with her, like Willie on this number. Critics are dumb.
Eric Ambel - Roscoe's Gang Eric Ambel “The Girl That I Ain’t Got” (1988)
 

From what I read, Eric’s been rockin’ and touring for the last 20 years, and is still going strong. I would like to see him sometime.
John Martyn - Solid Air John Martyn “Over the Hill” (1973)
 

This is from the album, Solid Air. Everything about this album, from the art to the soft rockedness of it tells me I shouldn’t like it, but this is one of the best records I’ve found yet. I can’t stop listening to it, so I guess that makes me a folk fan. Anyone want to have a protest and sing our way to intellectual freedom later? Let me know.
Guru Josh - Infinity Guru Josh “Infinity” (1990)
 

Look at this album cover. Need I say more? Actually, yes. Yes I do. Seeing and hearing this record makes me feel bad for Guru Josh’s friends. They had to sit around his apartment and listen to his cassettes, go to his live shows…hell, they even called him Guru just for the hell of it. They were just being supportive. Then this album came out, and they all wondered why they let it go as far as they did.