Archive for May, 2006
Sunday, May 28th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Nine
The perils of starting a skull collection.
One time, someone sent me a lifesize plastic human skull. It looked real. I put sunglasses on it and named him Woodrow Bones. Someone saw that I loved this skull very much, so when they went on a tropical vacation, they gave me a small statue of a skeleton […]
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Sunday, May 21st, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Eight
INITIATE EPISODE EIGHT
DISCLAIMER: FAGATRON 2093 IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENTS OF THIS SHOW. ALL TRACK SELECTIONS WERE A JOINT EFFORT BETWEEN MY NEIGHBOR SHIRLEY AND BIG TEXARKANA DRILL DROID. WHEN ASKED FOR TRACK DESCRIPTIONS, THEY INVARIABLY GAVE THE RESPONSE OF “YEEHAW!” THUS, ONLY A TRACK LISTING IS GIVEN.
Kitty Wells “Whose Shoulder Will You Cry […]
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Sunday, May 14th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Seven
I knew a vampire once. In fact, we were roommates. He was super duper nice, and I never had to pay rent. It was a sweet setup, but I always had the feeling that deep down he didn’t like me. I think it was because I didn’t have blood he could suck out of me. […]
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Sunday, May 7th, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Six
I only dance, dance, dance when the sun goes by. Who-oa! De-de-de-de. Who-oa! De-de-de-de. You wanna dance, dance, dance when the night is high. Who-oa! De-de-de-de. Who-oa! De-de-de-de.
Repeat.
INITIATE EPISODE SIX
CONTENTS:
Stephen Stills “Down the Road” (1973)
One of the guys in this band has the first name of Fuzzy. Whether that’s the name his momma gave […]
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Friday, May 5th, 2006
Burn On Ty!
Some pictures need an explanation. Not this one. Everything that can be said about this is already in the expressions of the photo participants. In case you aren’t fluent in pantomime, they guy in the background is saying, “BANG! BANG!” While the gentleman in the foreground is saying, “Whatcha gonna do when the burn is […]
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Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Five
This is the first podcast that is filled with material not found on the Christmas tape. What Christmas tape? Don’t worry about it. Let’s talk about something else. When I was in Japan, I took a bus tour and the tour guide told me the Japanese have three religions - Buddhism, Shinto, and once a […]
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Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Four
Hello and welcome to gay podcast number four. You are looking nice today. Did you get a haircut? Is that a new shirt? Did you lose weight? Well, you are doing something right. Keep up the good work.
INITIATE EPISODE FOUR
CONTENTS:
Claudine Longett “I’ll Be There” (1969)
A French model turns singer thanks to her husband, cheesy […]
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Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Three
There is a hot new site called MySpace. Have you been there? You should go and create a profile and we could be friends. Then we could share with each other intimate details. I could tell you my favorite flavor of jelly bean. You could tell me what kind of shampoo you use. After a […]
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Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
The FagaVault - Episode Two
I am so happy that you humans are learning to use the Interwebarama so quickly, it makes distributing hot hits much easier for yours truly. It has been reported to me that since this site has appeared, computer use has sharply risen. Many of you are viewing this and many other destinations at all hours […]
